imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon trying to flip pancakes and getting one stuck on the ceiling.

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6 days ago with 871 notes | reblog

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Video games do not make kids violent…

lag does.

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4-thebirds:

MEN AGAINST ABORTION NEED TO FUCKING CHECK THEMSELVES BECAUSE EVERYTIME THEY MASTURBATE THEY’RE RELEASING 40 MILLION - 1.2 BILLION SPERM CELLS WHICH COULD BE POTENTIAL BABIES SO DON’T FUCKING TELL ME ABORTION IS WRONG UNTIL YOU STOP WACKIN IT

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

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6 days ago with 69,875 notes | reblog

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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